I love my boyfriend. I really do! But I swear, he’s… slightly immature. He likes pranking people, mainly me. And I usually get him back. So I guess that makes me immature too, doesn’t it?
Alfred’s latest prank backfired. I’ll admit, finding a snake in the passenger’s seat of my car did startle me. But he seemed to forget the fact that I love reptiles. So I’m keeping my guard up as I read my book in the living room. Who knows what that man is up to?
“Hey [Name], I’m home!” I heard him shout from the front door. Usually, I’d say something back. But I’m getting to a good part in my book…
“[Name]? Hello?” I could hear Alfred carefully moving towards the living room. Wait… I bet he thinks I’m going to get him back for the snake in the car. I could use this to my advantage… I quickly saved my page and hid behind the couch. Damn, wish I hid something useful back here…
“… [Name], quit hiding… I know you’re in here. You left your book on the couch…” He said as he sat down in my spot. “I’ll just stay here till you decide to come out!”
I took that as my chance to scare him. I leapt from behind the couch and tackled the American.
“Here I am~!”
We both fell on to the floor, with me landing on top of him. That… wasn’t exactly the smartest thing I’ve done…
“You suck [Name].” He said, glaring at me.
“You love me though.” I replied with a grin.
“Al? Don’t be mad…”
“I’m not mad. I’m planning my revenge on you.” Alfred said with a devilish grin.
-Le time skip-
…… I’m not liking this….
Alfred’s been wandering around the house with an evil look on his face. He’s actually creeping me out. But I haven’t seen him for the past hour…
Screw this, I’m going to bed. He’ll have to get revenge on me tomorrow… I got up from my reading spot and made my way to our bedroom.
Now that I think about it… a shower would be nice. Or a long bath… I like the sound of that. I quickly slipped out of my clothes to put on my bath robe. Then I noticed the door to the bathroom was closed…
“Damn it Al, if you’re not in the bathroom, leave the freaking door open…” I muttered under my breath. I grabbed the door knob and opened the door. Just as I was about to turn on the light, something made me stop.
I could see the shadow of somebody standing in the middle of the room. Holding a knife.
I moved to close the door, but the shadow moved quickly and before I knew it, it had me trapped against a wall.
“W-what do you want with me?!” I shrieked. My captor appeared to be a man. It would explain why he’s so strong. He slowly brought the knife to my face. I felt the cool plastic resting on my cheek-
Wait a fucking minute.
“ALFRED JONES, YOU ASSHOLE!!” I yelled. He’s so lucky he has me trapped…
“I told you I’d get my revenge [Name]~” He said in a singsongy voice.
“Let. Me. Go.” I growled.
“Alright, alright. You gotta admit, that was pretty clever of me.” Alfred boasted, releasing me from his iron grip.
“Babe, I’m sorry… But you had this coming.” He said, planting a kiss on my forehead.
“Have fun sleeping on the couch.” I said cheerfully, turning to put on some loose clothing. I decided against taking a bath.
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