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I love my boyfriend. I really do! But I swear, he’s… slightly immature. He likes pranking people, mainly me. And I usually get him back. So I guess that makes me immature too, doesn’t it?

Alfred’s latest prank backfired. I’ll admit, finding a snake in the passenger’s seat of my car did startle me. But he seemed to forget the fact that I love reptiles. So I’m keeping my guard up as I read my book in the living room. Who knows what that man is up to?

“Hey [Name], I’m home!” I heard him shout from the front door. Usually, I’d say something back. But I’m getting to a good part in my book…

“[Name]? Hello?” I could hear Alfred carefully moving towards the living room. Wait… I bet he thinks I’m going to get him back for the snake in the car. I could use this to my advantage… I quickly saved my page and hid behind the couch. Damn, wish I hid something useful back here…

“… [Name], quit hiding… I know you’re in here. You left your book on the couch…” He said as he sat down in my spot. “I’ll just stay here till you decide to come out!”

I took that as my chance to scare him. I leapt from behind the couch and tackled the American.

“Here I am~!”

“HOLY SH-”

We both fell on to the floor, with me landing on top of him. That… wasn’t exactly the smartest thing I’ve done…

“You suck [Name].” He said, glaring at me.

“You love me though.” I replied with a grin.

“…..”

“Al? Don’t be mad…”

“I’m not mad. I’m planning my revenge on you.” Alfred said with a devilish grin.

Oh lord…

-Le time skip-

…… I’m not liking this….

Alfred’s been wandering around the house with an evil look on his face. He’s actually creeping me out. But I haven’t seen him for the past hour…

Screw this, I’m going to bed. He’ll have to get revenge on me tomorrow… I got up from my reading spot and made my way to our bedroom.

Now that I think about it… a shower would be nice. Or a long bath… I like the sound of that. I quickly slipped out of my clothes to put on my bath robe. Then I noticed the door to the bathroom was closed…

“Damn it Al, if you’re not in the bathroom, leave the freaking door open…” I muttered under my breath. I grabbed the door knob and opened the door. Just as I was about to turn on the light, something made me stop.

I could see the shadow of somebody standing in the middle of the room. Holding a knife.

I moved to close the door, but the shadow moved quickly and before I knew it, it had me trapped against a wall.

“W-what do you want with me?!” I shrieked. My captor appeared to be a man. It would explain why he’s so strong. He slowly brought the knife to my face. I felt the cool plastic resting on my cheek-

Wait a fucking minute.

“ALFRED JONES, YOU ASSHOLE!!” I yelled. He’s so lucky he has me trapped…

“I told you I’d get my revenge [Name]~” He said in a singsongy voice.

“Let. Me. Go.” I growled.

“Alright, alright. You gotta admit, that was pretty clever of me.” Alfred boasted, releasing me from his iron grip.

“…..”

“Babe, I’m sorry… But you had this coming.” He said, planting a kiss on my forehead.

“Hey Al?”

“Yeah [Name]?”

“Have fun sleeping on the couch.” I said cheerfully, turning to put on some loose clothing. I decided against taking a bath.

“What?! I said I’m sorry!” He whined.

“…. Alfred.”

“Yes?” He said, his eyes full of hope.

“The extra blankets are in the closet.”

“…….”
Should this be on mature content for the language? o .o

:iconsexyamericaplz: America's fun to write for. xD

GUESS WHAT.

I DON'T OWN HETALIA.

BUT THE HERO OWNS YOU. :iconimtheheroplz:
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Michelle4288 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
I am afraid that if he did that to me I may kick him in the balls, but he deserved it
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SugarKittyPanda Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
if that'll happen..my chainsaw will appear XD

dat ending doe XD
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anna13542 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW
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NACHOMZN Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014
If this is "true", what newspaper did you read this from in what city and state? I would LOVE to read this article. Have a nice day, go spam somewhere else. c:
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sis554 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol
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goatgirl210 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Student Writer
Have fun sleeping on the couch. The extra blankets are in the closet ;D
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Rebeccaesque Featured By Owner Edited Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well done! I felt the plastic LOLOLOL. HELP PLS ALFRED. OH WAIT--
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JewelTheCookieBeast Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I loved it.

Alfred: Why you no love me..? :iconamericawhyplz:

Me: Oh Alfred darling, I'll always love you. :iconsnugplz: But pull any of that shit again and I will kill you. (I'd probably break down crying on the floor if anyone did that to me)
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CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a troll! :icontrollmemeplz:
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kawaii-otaku-girl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
Trolololololololol!
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