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I love my boyfriend. I really do! But I swear, he’s… slightly immature. He likes pranking people, mainly me. And I usually get him back. So I guess that makes me immature too, doesn’t it?

Alfred’s latest prank backfired. I’ll admit, finding a snake in the passenger’s seat of my car did startle me. But he seemed to forget the fact that I love reptiles. So I’m keeping my guard up as I read my book in the living room. Who knows what that man is up to?

“Hey [Name], I’m home!” I heard him shout from the front door. Usually, I’d say something back. But I’m getting to a good part in my book…

“[Name]? Hello?” I could hear Alfred carefully moving towards the living room. Wait… I bet he thinks I’m going to get him back for the snake in the car. I could use this to my advantage… I quickly saved my page and hid behind the couch. Damn, wish I hid something useful back here…

“… [Name], quit hiding… I know you’re in here. You left your book on the couch…” He said as he sat down in my spot. “I’ll just stay here till you decide to come out!”

I took that as my chance to scare him. I leapt from behind the couch and tackled the American.

“Here I am~!”


We both fell on to the floor, with me landing on top of him. That… wasn’t exactly the smartest thing I’ve done…

“You suck [Name].” He said, glaring at me.

“You love me though.” I replied with a grin.


“Al? Don’t be mad…”

“I’m not mad. I’m planning my revenge on you.” Alfred said with a devilish grin.

Oh lord…

-Le time skip-

…… I’m not liking this….

Alfred’s been wandering around the house with an evil look on his face. He’s actually creeping me out. But I haven’t seen him for the past hour…

Screw this, I’m going to bed. He’ll have to get revenge on me tomorrow… I got up from my reading spot and made my way to our bedroom.

Now that I think about it… a shower would be nice. Or a long bath… I like the sound of that. I quickly slipped out of my clothes to put on my bath robe. Then I noticed the door to the bathroom was closed…

“Damn it Al, if you’re not in the bathroom, leave the freaking door open…” I muttered under my breath. I grabbed the door knob and opened the door. Just as I was about to turn on the light, something made me stop.

I could see the shadow of somebody standing in the middle of the room. Holding a knife.

I moved to close the door, but the shadow moved quickly and before I knew it, it had me trapped against a wall.

“W-what do you want with me?!” I shrieked. My captor appeared to be a man. It would explain why he’s so strong. He slowly brought the knife to my face. I felt the cool plastic resting on my cheek-

Wait a fucking minute.

“ALFRED JONES, YOU ASSHOLE!!” I yelled. He’s so lucky he has me trapped…

“I told you I’d get my revenge [Name]~” He said in a singsongy voice.

“Let. Me. Go.” I growled.

“Alright, alright. You gotta admit, that was pretty clever of me.” Alfred boasted, releasing me from his iron grip.


“Babe, I’m sorry… But you had this coming.” He said, planting a kiss on my forehead.

“Hey Al?”

“Yeah [Name]?”

“Have fun sleeping on the couch.” I said cheerfully, turning to put on some loose clothing. I decided against taking a bath.

“What?! I said I’m sorry!” He whined.

“…. Alfred.”

“Yes?” He said, his eyes full of hope.

“The extra blankets are in the closet.”

Should this be on mature content for the language? o .o

:iconsexyamericaplz: America's fun to write for. xD



BUT THE HERO OWNS YOU. :iconimtheheroplz:
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sis554 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
goatgirl210 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Student Writer
Have fun sleeping on the couch. The extra blankets are in the closet ;D
Rebeccaesque Featured By Owner Edited Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well done! I felt the plastic LOLOLOL. HELP PLS ALFRED. OH WAIT--
JewelTheCookieBeast Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I loved it.

Alfred: Why you no love me..? :iconamericawhyplz:

Me: Oh Alfred darling, I'll always love you. :iconsnugplz: But pull any of that shit again and I will kill you. (I'd probably break down crying on the floor if anyone did that to me)
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a troll! :icontrollmemeplz:
kawaii-otaku-girl Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
rosyxD Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
niceXD :D (Big Grin) 
AzakeruMichaelis Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I would so do that
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